1.
Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
And fucked her brains out.
2.
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
Masturbating.
3.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack take out your stiff little prick.
Put it in Nancy and stick it in Sue,
But please use a condom whenever you do.
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