Monday, March 22, 2010

La Strada Combustabile

Entrance to Hell in San Francisco #789

An empty car garage on Clarion Alley here in the heart of the Mission District, you’re asking? And how much might the monthly rent be to get your brand new Ducati Multistrada 1200cc off the streets at night, you’re wondering?

Think again, my friend. The wiles of the Horned One are infinite in their variety and exigent in their terrible consequences. What might appear conventionally as a possible accommodation for your overpriced imported Italian motorcycle is in fact a cleverly disguised portal to La Strada Combustabile, a six-lane highway to Hell. Marauding gangs of demons burn rubber in and out of here after midnight, so I suggest you get back on your machine and ride it right back to Bernal Heights. 

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